M E R C H


Nothing says "I'm with the band" better than a NOT WIRED RIGHT cap.....
or wifebeater, t-shirt, hoodie or mug.

Since we don't want to be in the retail business or schlep a carton of merch around to gigs, you can visit our CAFE PRESS PAGE
where you can purchase, return and complain to your heart's content.

Sotto voice:
By the way, NOT WIRED RIGHT doesn't make a dime off these sales; in fact, we've provided the items for you at the lowest possible price.



Check this page
for upcoming promotions if you show up at a performance
wearing NOT WIRED RIGHT merchandise!

Also: Stand by for a "name the little electric guy" contest.



EMAIL US A PHOTO OF YOUR OWN BAD SELF WITH SOME OF OUR MERCH
AND WE'LL FEATURE IT ON THIS PAGE.